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Thursday14 August 20143543 days and 5 hours ago

The Bad News is that my PHONE is broken. The Good News is that my EXCUSE is working perfectly.

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Ben Parris

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Humor / Relationships

work, cell, phone, dating, excuses, subconscious

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