Did you ever notice how you can taste the grapes at the produce section and nobo...

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Friday11 July 20143742 days and 20 hours ago

Did you ever notice how you can taste the grapes at the produce section and nobody says anything, but you can't take just a couple nibbles out of the ice cream sandwiches--you know, just to make sure they're not like all with yellowy ice cream and with the paper all stuck to the brown part?

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Daniel García Ordaz

This is an excerpt from a my monologue, "To The Pretty Girl In The Other Check-Out Lane Whose Name I Do Not Know," from my book, You Know What I'm Sayin'?

Humor / Humor (Miscellaneous)

humorous, icecream, shopping

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