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Friday11 July 20143183 days and 0 hours ago

Did you ever notice how you can taste the grapes at the produce section and nobody says anything, but you can't take just a couple nibbles out of the ice cream sandwiches--you know, just to make sure they're not like all with yellowy ice cream and with the paper all stuck to the brown part?

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Daniel García Ordaz

This is an excerpt from a my monologue, "To The Pretty Girl In The Other Check-Out Lane Whose Name I Do Not Know," from my book, You Know What I'm Sayin'?

Humor / Humor (Miscellaneous)

humorous, icecream, shopping

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