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Thursday28 May 20153039 days and 23 hours ago

What? An opossum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road? Read more: http://refreshmentrefuge.blogspot.com/2009/07/things-i-learned-livin-in-louisiana.html#ixzz3bTQBhlWt

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